
For fans of Goodnight iPad and Go the F**k to Sleep, this hilarious picture-book parody satirizes helicopter parents and our culture’s extreme focus on childhood achievement. It’s an irresistible gift for moms and dads with a sense of humor!Are you concerned that your four-year-old is not taking Pre-K seriously? Is your child napping when he could instead be cramming for his SAT? Have you heard ab...
Hardcover: 24 pages
Publisher: Dial Books (February 9, 2016)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 9780399539282
ISBN-13: 978-0399539282
ASIN: 039953928X
Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 0.4 x 10.3 inches
Amazon Rank: 1997142
Format: PDF ePub Text djvu ebook
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If you recently spent senior year applying to colleges, or are about to do so, this is a funny book that might help take the edge off and keep things in perspective. I would also highly recommend it for parents (I'm one) who have kids applying to co...
hypnotize-your-kid-to-sleep book and thought, SLACKER? Join parents all over the world who have embraced this groundbreaking book as their new nightly routine.In this uproariously funny parody, Ronald and Mommy Rabbit get help from Adderall Aardvark, Kollege Koach Kitty, and Admission Officer Owl, who know just how to help children stop their incessant sleeping and other quaint relics of youth for a much worthier goal: the Ivy League.Make your dreams your child's dreams today!“Any truly successful parent knows that there’s no time to rest: the prep school toddler down the street has already invented a new computer language! This book is guaranteed to get your kids on the right track. Now.”—Harvard Dad, class of 2031“Makes controlling your kid child’s play—or, you know, the opposite!”—Harvard Mom, class of 2032“Super creepy!”—Mom in Seattle